an open letter of appreciation...

to the fine men and women who created safety valves!

Safety valves at gas stations.

Dear, kind sir(s) and madame(s),

i wont draw this out, but disaster and a new entry into the 2005 Darwin Awards was thankfully averted due to your persistance and dedication to the human spirit. i thank you, and call on congress to immediately institue a new national holiday, Safety Valve Inventor's Appreciation Day.

sincerely,

katya S.



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